Yeah, I know snowflakes on eyelashes and whiskers on kittens are adorable - but what about the things that annoy you? I generally try to "pay it forward" - you know - do the right thing, but somethings just get under your skin and really bug you! I'm not talking about random shootings and drug overdoses (although these are also things I don't like), but little things that you just can't let go of. So today my blog is not about parties and events, but just my venting about things that irk me. Feel free to comment and add your list too!
These are in no particular order of annoy-ingness.
1. Don't ask me if my Louis Vuitton handbag is real - miss checker at the grocery store!
2. I don't ever want to hear you eat your food. Close your mouth and don't talk till your finished. And by the way - if you are chewing gum - you should be the only one that knows about it!
3. Unless we're related, don't double dip. You might as well just lick that piece of bread and pass it to me.
4. DO NOT DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE! THAT WOULD BE THE LEFT LANE FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW! (whew - my blood pressure went up just mentioning that one.....road rage?????
5. Don't remind me of the obvious things. Like how many drinks I've had, how to drive the car or that I may have gained a few pounds. Duh! I already know!
6. Don't wait until we have finished lunch and I am two blocks away to call me and tell me that I have food in my teeth. Seriously.
7. Don't send me emails that ask me to forward it to my friends. Specially the ones that try to make me feel guilty if I don't. Because they do make me feel guilty - because I don't forward them.
8. I don't care how big your car stereo is - I don't want to listen to it. Turn it down or roll up your window!
9. Girls - I don't want to see your underwear! Any of it - ever. That trend is gone. H-E-L-L-O...it's called class - try it! In fact this applies to you guys out there too!
10. Karaoke- there's a reason you don't have a record deal. Enough said!
Wow! I feel so much better now! I'll get back to blogging about important stuff next time!
Have fun!